Two guys are walking down the street. One says “Hey, who’s that girl I seen you with last night?”
The other guy: “No, it’s ‘I saw’”.
“OK. Who’s that eyesore I seen you with last night?”
One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill.
A student asked, “What’s the matter?”
“Tense,” answered the teacher, describing how he felt.
The student paused, then continued, “What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter… ?”